Mom: I’m in the mood to watch the Christopher Reeve Superman movies.
Me: Yeah, those are great.
Mom: You know, I always thought Christopher Reeve was THEE Superman, but the guy who plays Superman on Lois and Clark is great!
Mom: Yeah! He’s like, the best looking man I’ve ever seen! But you know, they haven’t shown the new Superman’s face yet.
Me: Yes they have.
Mom: No. You can just see his chest with the S on it! It’s very exciting!
Me: No, there’s a trailer. You can see the new Superman. He’s very dreamy.
Mom: It’s not the guy who plays him on Lois & Clark?
Me: No. That guy is too old.
Mom: He is? Well he is GOOD LOOKING! I love him!
HEY. Everyone missing Dean Cain should watch DEAD AND DEADER, a movie in which he is bitten by a zombie scorpion, but only becomes HALF OF A ZOMBIE because he is Just So Manly he can fight it off. True story.
Also apparently there’s a movie where he plays a dude experiencing homelessness who gets a makeover, but I have not seen that onebecause even typing the description destroyed my soul.