June 2010
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“I never saw American History X, because I didn’t see any of the first nine.”
– Peter Serafinowicz, From QI (via fuckyeahbritishcomedians)
Hee. Also, they’re showing it next weekend, since Ed Norton’s in town, but fuck if I’m going to see that movie again ever. I am working will call for the midnight of Fight Club, though, because I am insane.
…the...
May 2010
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kosmokrator: Aaron Sorkin’s reply to Kristin... →
Boycott In Touch and Us Weekly and Brangelina Daily and every other piece of crap that makes us feel like we’re all sitting under hairdryers. Gay actors are in absolutely no danger of losing parts in Broadway shows, so if it were me, I’d re-direct my anger to the real problem. The…
Maybe if you actually wrote queer characters it would be a start, Mr Sorkin. Yes, I am still pissed about...
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Cthulhu, for those following along at home →
(via littlebluebeetle)
I have to say, at first I read this as Chihuly. Which. Um. Is not as inappropriate as one might think.
“I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug...”
– Kelly Osbourne (via ihatethismess) (via apsies) (via suicideblonde)
“Stephen Fry: Why shouldn’t I strip Alan naked and cover him in gold paint?...”
– From QI, series C, episode six. (via fuckyeahbritishcomedians)
Stephen Fry: What is the longest animal in the world? Or which is the longest animal in the world, if you prefer?
Bill Bailey: The common or garden domestic cat.
Alan Davies: It's about that long, though.
Bill Bailey: Yes. But when you stretch 'em out! Have you ever held a cat up under its arms like that? It's massive.
Alan Davies: But a blue whale would be longer than that!
Bill Bailey: Yes, yes! But in its class!
Alan Davies: If you held a blue whale up, you'd have to stand on a tall building and swing it for hours.
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“A friend of mine told me that he knows a woman, and when her baby was born, she...”
– genderfork (via pansexualpride) (via genderqueer)
Stephen Fry: Alan. Donne-moi un mot, s'il vous plaît... Un mot pour un mammifère marin qui ne peut avaler aucun plus grand qu'un pamplemousse.
Alan Davies: Pamplemousse, what's a pamplemousse? Ask the audience, ask the audience.
Phill Jupitus: I think, it's French porn.
Audience: Grapefruit!
Alan Davies: Grapefruit?
Stephen Fry: You see Alan, for the last six years you have yearned for the answer to a question to be, and it never has been...
Alan Davies: The blue whale!
Stephen Fry: And that is the answer! Oh... I asked you, in my broken French, the name... A marine mammal that couldn't swallow anything bigger than a grapefruit.
Alan Davies: Right.
Stephen Fry: And that is a blue whale! You could've had such pleasure and joy.
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